She’s gone! Rosey is back in Africa. She’s only been gone a few days, but I miss her already. She was uncharacteristically emotional at the airport. She was very quiet and didn’t seem to want to talk. We were having a coffee while she was waiting for her flight to be called, and she just… Continue reading Grow old with Rosey? Probably not!
I love Rosey dearly but sometimes she can be so damn childish. A couple of our friends begged us for our support on Sunday because they were playing in a football match down on the green. Village footie is not very well supported, so the more people there to cheer them on the better! So… Continue reading Rosey livens up the footie final!
My friend Rosey has decided to have another go at being vegetarian. Someone told her that a secret cult in the village of Nether Wallop ritually slaughter and then ate kittens. She took one look at her cats Fuzzybut and Scruff staring up at her with their big blue eyes and thought ‘Yuck, they must… Continue reading Rosey turns veggie – again!
I thought it was a silly idea. The last thing Rosey needs right now is a relationship. I suppose you could say that I’m being a bit possessive, not wanting to lose a mate from our happy band of friends, but I honestly believe that she has quite enough going on her life right now… Continue reading He’s not the one for Rosey!
Just after Christmas a few of us met for a drink at The Bike. For once Rosey turned up on time – our time that is, not hers! We told her to be there at seven although we actually didn’t intend getting there until eight, and she was duly sitting there when we arrived!‘ You are… Continue reading Resolutionary Rosey!
I was standing at the bar ordering a round of drinks and Rosey came to help me carry them back to the table. Next to us stood a girl with her fella’. Anyway, Rosey being the friendly sort, looked at the girls expansive middle and asked ’When is it due?’ With that, the poor girl's… Continue reading Rosey really shouldn’t have said that
I think I’ve mentioned before that my friends and I enjoy nothing more than participating in pub quizzes. For the uninitiated, these battles of wit and wisdom are a popular feature of pub life. Teams huddle in groups around tables and attempt to gain the highest number of correct answers to trivia questions with the… Continue reading Rosey, the star of the pub quiz!
We usually meet for a drink once a week, about six or so of us. Well, one day while we were sitting chatting, Rosey produced from her bag a pair of knitting needles and a ball of wool! We were gobsmacked! She told us that she had secretly been receiving knitting lessons from her Gran.… Continue reading When Rosey knitted a cardigan!
Several of you have asked me what's happening with my friend Rosey. Well, I hadn’t seen Rosey for quite a while. You will recall that she works as a teaching assistant in a local school, and one of the perks of the job is a long summer break. She decided to spend the summer with… Continue reading Rosey is back from her holiday
A friend and I were talking about the gems our friend Rosey comes out with sometimes. I was remembering the time I went to the park with her to feed the ducks. She came out with a few of her favourite duck jokes. What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn!… Continue reading A few of Rosey’s gems!