The things Rosey says!

Poor Rosey! Everyone takes advantage of her unquestioning naivety! We were all in the pub a few nights ago, about six of us, and Rosey sneezed. Well, a couple of us said ‘bless you’, as you do. Rosey said ‘thank you’. I told her that she shouldn’t say thank you because every time she did, a fairy would die. She looked at me, and then looked around the table at everyone else. ‘You are teasing me’ she said. ‘Is that really true?’
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Not long ago she was telling us that we all needed to ‘think green’ for the sake of the planet. I told her that I had just bought a charity wristband in aid of the ‘Save the Rubber Tree’ charity! She liked that.
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Anyway, she said that she thought we should have wind farms on every hilltop. Actually, she called them propellers, but we knew what she meant! Then someone said to her that if we built too many it would turn Britain into an enormous hovercraft that would begin sailing off across the Atlantic towards America!. In her normal fashion, her brow became furrowed. You could hear her thinking. Her mouth opened, then it closed. Then it opened and broke into a grin. Not being quite sure what to say, she suggested we all have another drink!
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